What do you call a cow with no legs?
The holstein friesian dairy cow is the most popular breed of cow. It is also the largest animal on Earth. You can find it in many places around the world. It is used to make a variety of foods including milk, cheese, and beef. This joke is a funny dad joke and it's a pun on ground beef and cows.
How did you see the cow?
A man was driving down a road and he saw a totally black cow in the middle of the road. He slammed on his brakes and missed the cow. Then the guy saw a man standing next to a car and he realized that the driver was not driving, but he still thought the cow was in the car.