Are You A PC Fanboy?
You gloat when you see that units sold and attach rate are soaring for your console of choice. You drop phrases like “it’s a numbers game” into every argument and defend your choice of hardware with the ferocity of an elitist. You can’t imagine anyone liking another platform and scoff at those that don’t use the best equipment for gaming (i.e, Xbox One and PC gamers).
You are a pc fanboy. You love all things Sony, and your PS3 or PS4 probably has a name like Delsin on it. You love a bit of Killzone, and you’re excited for inFamous Second Son. You probably also name your soon-to-be born child after Jack Tretton. You scoff at Nintendo fanboys, and you hate Microsoft fanboys prancing around with their awful Kinect thingies. You think their all overgrown man-babies.